Definitions for designations in software company
Project manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
Developer is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
Onsite coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
Marketing manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
Resource optimization team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
Documentation team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
Quality auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.
HR manager is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given 9 months.
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